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When KPOP artists discover Asianfanfics

Minho: Oh my gosh Taemin cover your eyes!
Onew: I'm in love with chickens to this kind of extent wait what.
Key: So I'm always the diva who loves to nag around. Great.
Jonghyun: Why am I always the playboy?
Taemin: Minho hyung stop covering my eyes, I'm legal!
Sunggyu: Why are my eyes always the issue here? And I'm doing what with Woohyun?!
Dongwoo: Why am I always the stupid member?
Hoya: I have this love for Barney because it's purple? What?
Woohyun: I'm the playboy. Again.
Myungsoo: I'm the cold kingka who is blunt around girls. Wow.
Sungjong: Why am I always the gay one?
Sungyeol: Why should I be the one always falling for Myungsoo?

deulbutt:

who are you and why

SM: Okay, f(x), are you ready for your long awaited comeback??
f(x): OMG YES FINALLY
SM: Excellent! Your song is called "Electric Shock"!
f(x): Wow, sounds strong and fierce!
SM: Here, put these animal masks on.
f(x): Animal masks?
SM: Yeah, here.
f(x): But—
SM: Electric Shock.
f(x): We don't—
SM: Animal masks.
f(x): Is this really—
SM: Electric
f(x): uhh
SM: Shock
f(x): ...
SM: Animal masks.
SM: and still no official fanclub name.
Random Person: They are just singing Korean men-
Cassies: Excuse me
ELF: Excuse me
Inspirits: Excuse me
EXOTICS: Excuse me
VIPs: Excuse me
Inspirits: Excuse me
Shawols: Excuse me
Daisies: Excuse me
Blackjacks: Excuse me
SONEs: Excuse me
Jumping BoAs: Excuse me
Best Friends: Excuse me
Kiss Mes: Excuse me
A+s: Excuse me
Every freaking KPOP fandom: Excuse me
Kris: Actually four of our members are Chinese

Call me maybe?

Me: Hey oppa, heres my number...so call me maybe?
Big Bang: Wow..Fantastic Baby!
TVXQ: HAHA Wrong Number..
Super Junior: Sorry sorry sorry sorry
2PM: Ill be back...
Ukiss: Ill be in Neverland
B2ST: In Fiction...
EXO-K: Gul, i cant exprain wut I feel.
EXO-M: Maybe next time...
Me: ...... ;__;
Oppas: ....
Me: ...
SHINee: RING DING DONG RING DING DONG RING DIGGI DING DIGGI DING DING DING.

Kpop stans are geniuses.

On a scale of Taeyang to Ljoe, how often do you change your hair?
On a scale of T.O.P to Lee Joon, how willing are you to show off your body?
On a scale of Sunggyu to D.O, how big are your eyes?
On a scale of Jonghyun to Kris, how tall are you?
On a scale of Sehun to Woohyun, how greasy is your aegyo?
Pfft, you’re not the one who has to do a 20 minute Final Presentation on it….

Pfft, you’re not the one who has to do a 20 minute Final Presentation on it….

(Source: smtown-confessions)

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